Stupid shit really happens to HGirl

HGirl went on a business lunch with some work colleagues and a visiting scholar. The group went to a very upscale, old New York Restaurant. In the middle of her lobster salad, her tongue ring came unscrewed. She discretely spit out the two peices, screwed them back together and slipped them in her pocket. And her six other lunch partners were none the wiser.

The perils of a modern woman in New York.