Porn is ok, but not with your mother in the room

HGirl flipped on the TV and started changing channels. Looking for something good (and in English) to watch. Wonder of all wonders, we had BBC1 and BBC2, again confirming how Amsterdam TOTALLY caters to British tourists.

Anyways, Hgirl only caught the last 15 minutes of Eastenders (her favourite soap opera that fucking BBC America took off the air in favour of some BULLSHIT programming - but anyways). She starts flippin' again: Dutch game show with naked people crammed in a phone booth, some French drama, BBC World news, CNN International, Eurotrashy music videos, a woman screwing a man in a XXX porno.... Yeah, PORNO. Not that Skinemax after dark stuff where all you see is tits and ass. This was the real thing that you can by in the back of the stores in the village. And the British Diva was sitting right next to her. They both almost fell out the bed laughing.

Note to self: Find out if your hotel has free born before flipping channels with your mother in the room.